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Lisa Simpson is getting married today!

Posted in Americans, Awesome, Hilarious, Photos, The Simpsons on August 1st, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Vuvuzela vs Munch

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1999 BP Advertisement

Posted in Awesome, Energy, Europe, Hilarious, Nuclear Power on May 15th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

I would think they wish this never surfaced again -

The A-Team

Posted in Awesome, Hilarious, Photos on April 21st, 2010 by admin – 6 Comments

Don’t do it!

Posted in Awesome, Hilarious, Photos on January 25th, 2010 by admin – 3 Comments

Haters Gonna Hate

Posted in Awesome, Hilarious, Photos on January 24th, 2010 by admin – 2 Comments

Maybe he was too drunk to walk?

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Love it

Posted in Awesome, Hilarious, Photos, The Simpsons on December 23rd, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

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Brazil’s 102-year-old architect spends ‘crap’ birthday

Posted in Awesome, Health, Hilarious, Photos, Quotable on December 16th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Oscar NiemeyerRIO DE JANEIRO (AFP) – Brazil’s most famous architect, Oscar Niemeyer, celebrated his 102nd birthday Tuesday in typical fashion: at work on projects rather than pondering his supercentennial age.

“Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate,” he told AFP.

Niemeyer, who was born in 1907 in Rio de Janeiro, where he still lives, is famed for designing some of Brazil’s most distinctive buildings, among them Rio’s Sambodrome and the nearby Niteroi Contemporary Art Museum, and many of the futuristic edifices of the capital Brasilia.

His inspiration for the domes, curves and sweeping lines that make up his style he has said is “the body of the Brazilian woman.”

Niemeyer has witnessed Brazil’s progression from a chaotic new republic, a 1964-1985 military regime that forced him into exile in Paris, and the increasingly prosperous return to democracy that the country now enjoys.

His conclusion on Tuesday? Brazil is more “egalitarian since a former worker arrived in power,” the former Communist said, referring to Brazil’s current president, former trade union leader and steelworker Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

The architect, sitting in his studio overlooking Copacabana beach, explained to AFP that one project he was managing was the renovation of the central avenue of the Sambodrome, where the most famous of Brazil’s glitz-and-flesh Carnival parades are held.

Continue reading – http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091215/en_afp/brazilarchitectureniemeyer_20091215211041

Santa Claus

Posted in Awesome, Hilarious, Photos, Quotable on December 14th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

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“He is grotesquely overweight. He is childless. He lives in the chilly and undesirable North Pole. He insists on dressing in a bright-red jumpsuit with fur trimmings. He can only ever find employment on one day a year, and, even then, it is night work.

On every accepted level, Santa Claus is a total loser.

Yet this is a man who heads up a brand that commands 98 percent global recognition. Furthermore, he is universally adored.

How does he do it?”

Malcolm Gladwell – http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/12/gladwell-200912